I read www.godhatesfags.com for its amusement value (yes, I have a rather warped sense of humour). I found this little tidbit on his site today (if you’re interested in the whole pdf file, see the pdf
Hmm… sounds like his god is getting tired of IEDs! 
Denver fever?
What the fuck does it mean to “split hell wide open?”
An uncontrollable yearning to listen to John Denver records.
It’s horrible. Horrible I tell you!
Probably meant Dengue fever.
Tho with Phelps, you never know.
You know, his wife could burn the toast and he’d call it the Curse of God. :rolleyes: What a miserable life he must lead. I do not see where he gets joy out of anything.
I just wish Hannity and Colmes would stop giving airtime to his equally psycho daughter. They’re all a bunch of loons.
Look, this is the 21st century. Back in the old days, we had to walk five miles to the carnival to see the geek. Now he comes to you. Rejoice!
I wonder if he thinks this comes from eating too many chimichangas.
An unfortunate propensity to cheer for the Broncos.
All I can say is that I would put up with a lot of brutes and fools to live in a place with a cool name like Zoan. Why can’t our generation come up with some cooler names? I live in Boston, and I can appreciate that our fair city was named after a kick-ass (OK, adequate) rock band, but still . . . How cool would it be to have Zoan across the top of your passport. Any other country would be too scared to turn you away.
I also like how he feels the need to put in (America) every time after Egypt, like we aren’t going to get the metaphor after however many years of reading this shit. I have a feeling he parses all the fliers through his spawn before deciding that the average Egyptian (American) will figure it out. It’s not like his offspring are in danger of being confused with MIT physicists.
Just to be sure, though, let’s put that to the test. Look at this picture and this picture. Can you tell which one is the MIT physicist?
Good lord! I thought it would be horrible, but I wasn’t prepared for anything as bad as that!
