Large window decal seen today on a domestic SUV driven by a petite blonde with oversized sunglasses: “BAD ASS LADIES DON’T DRIVE MERCEDES”
…Sorry, but if you think that driving a Ford Expedition makes you a badass, you really need to have your badassometer recalibrated.
Honest, I misread it to say “Big Ass Ladies” and thought wow…just wanted to mention that.
Brendon
The two tiniest woman I know drive the Ford Excursion and a GMC BigAss (I don’t know what it’s called), respectively. Why is this so.
Yesterday as our bus was moving along a pretty narrow road, three cars had to back up to let us pass. The first one was an Audi4, next a Toyota SUV, last a Saab.
The two 60+ women sitting in front of me were cackling about “making men back up”. I pointed out that the Toyota and Saab had female drivers (btw, our driver was a guy, but I didn’t mention this). They continued chortling and said “doesn’t matter, the first one was a guy”.
Dear God: if you do exist and give a shit about the affairs of mortals, please let me never, ever, ever, become a bitch of that caliber. Oh, and assuming I have your attention: please let me also never, ever, ever, grunt “fucking lezzers” whenever a single woman over age 40 is on TV. Makes me want to slap Mom forward and back when she does that. Thank you very much in advance,
Nava.