“They won’t make you go, they’ll just make it easier for you to go”
Mucinex. I don’t want to imagine little clothed, cigar smoking balls of snot in my nose forming a conga line. Too f’in creepy.
Oh, like they’d ever get away with showing a single commercial involving a PC-protected group.
It’s not the worst one, I just dont’ understand it. It’s a Coors Light commercial. This deranged janitor is running up and down stairs, shouting at people in English(I think). There are various activities going on, mostly involving young, thin, scantily-clad women sweating.
then that damned train comes and makes everyone “cool”. Yeah, I see that he was attempting to make the design logo out of lights in the building–I just don’t get the “sub plot” of the actors in the different scenes.
And I don’t really want to expend any energy or thought in figuring it out. I don’t drink Coors Light and never will. It’s just annoying.
I also can’t stand the commercial with the attractive girl having to listen to the creepy/nerdy guy who has called her 21 times since they met 5 weeks ago…since that pretty much was my college experience, I really don’t like having to relive it nightly…
I think they really missed a great opportunity in those stool softener ads. They should have had her sitting on a stool…
You can never have too many spongmonkeys.
How about the Starburst commercial where the guy burns off both his arms in a vat of acid?
The car crash ones have scarred me to the point where when I see the one with the divorced but amicable couple going 500 miles on one tank of gas I assume they will slam into another car. Then I remember that they never show kids in the path of harm in the “Holy Sh–” commercials.
This is actually a good selling point, in that they won’t make you shit uncontrollably, like a laxative. So, don’t be scared!
What product is it that has that disgusting animated fungus lifting up the toenail and crawling under?
That is soooo revolting!
I found it. Here he is…
I am not sure if most would catagorize it as horrifying but for me the creepy guy who serenades some poor hapless individual trying to enjoy his Snickers® bar is almost vomit inducing. I would have broke his nose and smashed his crappy little guitar into tiny splinters and then jammed them under his fingernails, but no, hapless idoit sings along!
Gahh!
Oh ya, I love the Red Stripe beer commercials.
You know I just noticed Google Ads has a sale on “Octagongs”. Maybe an eight chambered blast of beer straight to my brain would help me enjoy waxing poetic about chocolate covered peanuts and nougat.
They’re national. IMHO, all VW ads suck lately.
Yep, that one creeps me out. It’s gross.
Most of Sprite’s “sublymonal” advertisings make me want to turn the channel. Especially the one where the sunglasses are moved to show that the eye is really a mouth drinking the dripping sprite.
<insert retching sounds here>
It’s a bigger waste of the company’s money if said commmercial doesn’t actually inspire potential consumers to buy the product. That’s the real point.
Attention-grabbing commercials - sales = out-of-work ad execs.
Really? That’s discrimination, and it sucks.
I pit the state of Wisconsin for only hiring white male actors to do their anti-crime PSAs when they should be hiring female and minority actors, too!
Sic the Wisconsin Department of Labor on 'em, I say!
Me too! What the hell?!? I hate those ads, and the first two caught me completely by surprise.
No fucking way I’d buy those cars- they’re truck magnets! 
Dude, that commercial is freakin’ awesome. It’s hilarious!
I can’t believe the “gellin’” ads are still running. Hasn’t anyone broken into the ad agency and the production studio and kidnapped and tortured to death everyone connected however remotely with that campaign? I actually fell off the sofa and got rug burn diving for the remote when that horror appeared on my TV.
That particular ad appears to be from the federal Dept of Transportation.