More madness from Minot, ND

Yeah, given that I own a new white Ford pickup truck,this little surprise would warm my heart in the morning. . .

I swear, first the Dakrats are blowing up transformers , and now spontaneously combusting pickup trucks are rolling cruise missiles.

What the hell is next? Ya know what, I don’t care. Just get me the hell out of Minot. :rolleyes:

Tripler
I swear lurkernomore, I had nothing to do with this one.

Idle hands are the tools of the devil, but a brick makes a truck idle faster. The answer is simple. Bricks must be immediately banned in Minot.

Triplerese to English translation:

Nobody saw me do it.
You can’t prove anything.

Flee now!
Try Duluth… I’ve met a buncha fellow nodakers out here.
Getting out of Williston was the best thing to ever happen t’me.

(And we’ve got TREES! Actual real live TREES!)

Why not Minot… Sorry you got posted to hell tripler, can ya ask for some TDY, or EML, say to hickam, or some other sunny spot?

good luck to you playing with all the guys that are depriving their villages of their local idiots.

No, I’ve been to hell. It’s called Silver Flag, and it’s down at Tyndall AFB, in Florida.

Tripler
Well, it wasn’t the location. It was the getting there that sucked.