Exactly what kind of a reaction did you expect to your bizarre and vague empty theories about mutilated cattle?
pulls out the popcorn popper again, throws a few kernels to the scavenging buzzards
Don’t you mean a “moo” point?
They’re not naming it because it’s …
El Chupacabra!
Did you not read any of Colibri’s posts in your last thread?
I agree, you don’t. But if I can give you a hint: you’re not going to kick people on this board into gear by ignoring the obvious and treating this stuff like a mystery when there is an easy explanation. This isn’t the Sightings crowd.
I don’t think anybody here called them morons just for not knowing what happened to the cattle. Although if they think aliens abducted and mutilated their cattle, that is kind of stupid.
We went through this at agonizing length in your last thread. It’s a non-argument, and people who said they had known ranchers disagreed with you.
Holy shit! Art Linkletter just died. Fuck, I thought he had died decades ago.
More than 100 medicines, including insulin and estrogen, come from cattle.
Are you blaming Art for the mutilations? Well, I guess if they stop now we will know for sure.
The aliens caught him in a crop circle years ago, and were able to keep him in suspended animation, sustaining his life force with Chi extracted from cattle butt holes. He only escaped recently, and natural aging caught up with him.
These are facts. Please note my title, and treat the above as gospel.
Thank you.
Well, the reason carol thinks it’s for sure not predators this time is that she says the mutilation done to the carcass was with surgical precision. I for one, question the credibility of the sheriffs deputy (who’s also self proclaimed UFO hunter suchandsuch) or if it really was done with a scalpel or similar knife/instument, it was teenagers with too much time on their hands.
(that is my theory, if the deputy’s indeed correct about the “surgical precision”, I’ll just bet you 100dollars teenagers are responsible for this. They’re nothing but trouble in my experience.)
Well, this particular rancher, Mike Duran in your linked story, seems to be one of the major producers of cattle mutilation stories. Twice last year and now again this year. Again with the laser cuts. If someone were to educate this one nut-case rancher about predation and scavengers all the cattle mute cases would go away.
In fact, rancher Mike Duran has been spouting these stories for 15 years.
http://www.abqjournal.com/abqnews/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=11337
I was going to say Mike Duran is a crank, but the more likely explanation is that the aliens are fucking with him. They’re messing with his cattle over and over again in these implausible ways. He knows what’s happening, but the aliens have planned it so nobody will believe him. They’re just waiting to see if he’ll go nuts.
It’s worth noting that just because someone holds a job, it doesn’t necessarily follow that they are good at their job.
Cool, thanks for clearing that up and I bow to your superior knowledge on the subject. You wouldn’t know where I could get my hands on some of that CAC* would you? Or are those stingy bastards keeping it for themselves just to fuck with has-been celebs?
[sup]*Cow Anus Chi[/sup]
Keeping Keith Richards alive is currently taking almost all of the available CAC. Cat Whisperer, who really should be called Cow Whisperer, may be able to hook you up with some salivary gland.
OOOooooh - I think I need a name change!
Yeah- you could change it to Featherlou or something.
Or Feathermoo…
What is a shakeabeer?
It’s a famous literary reference. In Steinbeck’s Cannery Row, Doc makes a beer milkshake.