**Letter to the Teacher
Beware the Old Man in a Hat **
In MPSIMS:
What do you do in Illinois for fun?
No, really, I like Chicago!
Robin
**You tried to kill my dog you horrific, awful person
I Burning Your Dog 2**
In the Pit:
You tried to kill my dog you horrific, awful person
I Burning Your Dog 2
Damn you!
(I saw those two reversed earlier today, but was too lazy to post!)
Ya snooze, ya lose. (wink)
Do you kiss to the right or left?
Pretty Little Things To Do
Where do porn people find so many fairly attractive people who are willing…
Is a 20% tip the minimum for good service?
Give me a New Screen name!
Who are you?
Tying a Knot in my Penis
I scared the hell out of some kids selling candy bars.
You’re not a doctor, stop freaking my wife out!
Woman offended by truthful advice from doctor
The United States of America
Bitches, I told you so… (Lance Armstrong related)
**My testicles are important to the province of B.C.
What do they mistake you for? **
**Who eats Pop-Tarts with butter?
What Can I Feed My Cat To Help Him Gain Weight? **
(found by scanning New Posts)
**I just found out my cat is missing !
Get out of the fucking wind!
When the power goes out
Kitchen Gadgets: What are the must haves?
Katrina
Quit jogging in the street you neuticle!
I drove my Mini Cooper through 4" of water
What does it cost to keep a horse?**
**What’s the best translation of Don Quixote?
We need a whole lot more of Jesus, and a lot less of Rock and Roll. **
Katrina – An Ultimate WMD
What are some other wacky military ideas that never made it?
Why did she run calling “Wildfire”?
Bursting Cysts (TMI)
**My boyfriend’s moving to California to be with me!
Moving to Atlanta **
In Cafe Society:
** What’s the story with Andrew Dice Clay?
What actor has fallen the furthest since their Oscar? **
Andrew Dice Clay won an Oscar? :smack:
In Cafe Society
**Dammit, I LIKE the Carpenters!
Help me use unwanted food items **
In MPSIMS:
**Sex with sheep is fun.
What can you do with your hands **
In IMHO:
What’s the Deal with Tampax Pearls?
A faint smell of some thing sometimes smells like some completely different thing
I gave up boys for a year yesterday.
Felecia, unfortunately, I still love you…