More tornadoes in Memphis!

In a rerun of events from a few months back, I stopped by Starbucks on the way home from work and am currently waiting out a tornado. If I die I expect you guys to have the most perverse wake imaginable, kay?

The weather got pretty nasty down here, too: but no tornadoes. I hope all is well.

Yeah, it got pretty bad. But on a positive note at least no more “King Willie”

Skald, I hope that you are not in Cordova. And quit sending us your used storms!

Nashville is finally in the clear tonight. No damage here at all that I know of.

Please send West Tennessee BBQ. Best in the world.

It’s late, and I scanned the title as “more torpedoes in Memphis”. My brain constructed some bizarre little-known piece of WWII history involving secret inland U-boat missions and the modern-day discovery of their wrecks.

Whatta crime riddled DUMP. Has to be the absolute worst place in the US to live.

Zoe, I’ll tell you my shameful secret: I don’t actually care for barbecue all that much.

Don’t be a jerk, Nation.

We had a tornado sighting just a few miles from here yesterday, and yet the skies remained sunny and still over my house. We got a light sprinkle of rain. Go figure.

Look on the bright side Memphis,
Your city came up here to Cleveland Ohio a year ago and paid 10-20K moving allowance, and a 50K /yr. salary to Cleveland EMS employees who would relocate there,and you persuaded about 10 to take employment there.

Well my children and I live here so I’m happy we weren’t blown away.

I was stuck in rush hour traffic with my little girl and we were very scared but we weren’t far enough down Stage to see more than heavy rain.

I thought the preferred terminology was “Pre Owned Weather Events”…