Yeh. Like a whole two weeks ago.
Is he a Proctor or Proctologist? More lame signs seen this month.
Mascots?
Sign outside a nearby pub, seen today:
DUE TO CRETINISM, IGNORANCE AND LETHARGY, TUESDAY’S PUB QUIZ IS CANCELLED.
Huh? Mine’s in my car year 'round too, but it doesn’t have a squeegee gizmo. Nor do most of the ones I’ve seen. I’m talking about the ones like this; there’s also other snowbrooms or SUV type scrapers that might include a sqeegee thingie, like this. However, I’d say those are in the minority. You have to actively seek those out; the ones like my first link are everywhere.
Guess I missed that one.
Most people did.
Seattle Housing Authority has a great sign they put up:
“Illegal Activity Prohibited”
I occasionally go by a pedestrian crossing sign. It’s the kind with a walking stick figure in profile. Someone put a piece of black tape on it so that it looks like the guy, uh, really really enjoys crossing streets.
I stayed in a hotel in Terre Haute, IN a few years ago and they had a large sign posted next to their indoor pool that said:
ANYONE WHO HAS OR HAS HAD DIARRHEA IN THE PAST TWO (2) WEEKS SHALL NOT USE THE POOL
I have a photo of the sign but I’m too lazy at the moment to post upload it so I can link to it.
On Saturday I saw a guy happily unicycling his way down the street. That was good for a smile.
I think that would have been even better had he been UNhappily unicycling his way down the street.
WANT!!!
(I would so steal this sign if I saw it.)
This is funny on several levels.
I took a picture of one that I really liked - this one.
He’s a pretty good person of whom to be wary.
There is a sign on the inside of the bathroom door at my office that says in very large letters
WE ARE LISTENING
And then a couple of lines about paying attention to what the tenants want in tiny print
Every time I leave the bathroom it creeps me out just a little.
We have this sign in town that says “brake on yellow, stop on red,” which seems superfluous (besides wrong – unless things have changed since I got my license, on yellow you either maintain speed or stop). It’s also a long way from any intersection so I guess it’s just for our driving enjoyment.
Around here, high school seniors like to spray paint their graduation year on stop signs. I pulled up to a stop sign one night and noticed that “GED” was painted on it.
Crosswalk signs around here have little circles around them so it looks like they are hula hooping. Hippies!
I passed Sidney Street last night. I love that in the past few days someone has gone out with both black and white paint and amended the S on the sign so it is now Kidney Street.