Bossbuster, please give an example in LDS theology/scriptures that is less believable than the following:
Wow, I admit you picked some whoppers, but I think I can still pull it off.
- A talking snake convinces a woman to eat a piece of fruit, thereby getting her and her husband cast out of paradise.
You’ll notice that the author here chose a “snake” and a generic piece of “fruit” when making up this story. He didnt say a “buffallo” and a piece of “wrigleys chewing gum”. two things that couldn’t have possibly existed in that time/place. To be fair, the author wasn’t a genius, he just had not been polluted by as much time/distance as Mr Smith.
- A man with a walking stick parts the waters of the Red Sea so widely that approximately 3 million people can cross it in a very short time.
notice walking stick, red sea, “things” and a race of people that actually exsited. He didn’t say laser gun and…Wow, 3 million? Are you sure? I used to think that was just a really silly story,I may have to start thinking of it in the “Super Silly” realm.
- The sun stands still in the sky so that a man named Joshua can prevail in a battle.
Hey, you cant prove it didn’t happen, and thats all you need for most religious types! And that’s my main point! If your reckless and get too specific when you make up stories, they can actually be disproved. Which is the “holy grail”, so to speak, of religion. If it can’t be disproven, we’re still o.k.! Which is also why alot of christians are so pissed at mormons, they think they got too careless in making up their version, and now people might start to think its “all” made up, the old and new testimate too!(gasp!)
- A child is conceived by miraculous means in the womb of a woman, of child of the Holy Ghost. This child is the Son of God, according to the Bible (and other scriptures, if you believe in the Book of MOrmon).
Sure its silly… but at least it doesn’t say that 3 wisemen implanted a frozen “holy” ebryo in Mary while her husband “Napoleon” looked on.
- A man turns water into wine, heals hundreds of lepers, blind people, cripples, etc., is nailed to a cross for his “crimes,” dies, and comes back to life after 3 days, and then ascends into the sky after tarrying a while with his disciples.
If Jo Smith were to write this story today, He would claim that 1000 years ago( and not 2000 years ago, because that would just be silly!), A man turned Coke into Rootbeer, healed millions of aids patients and those suffering from carpel tunnel syndrome. Was crucified in an electric chair and then cloned 3 days later.
So you’re essentially saying that these Biblical events are believable because their original “writers” had knowledge of the past, yet the Book of Mormon, which contains similar miracles, can’t possibly be taken seriously? Sounds like a double-standard to me…
I’m saying they are “more” believable to most religious types. I realize they are both wacky, but one is more easily disproved.
No double standard at all…to me it’s obvious that Jo Smith’s lack of knowledge of “real” North American history, made it very hard for him to make up as convincing a tale. Which is something most other religious authors didn’t have to deal with.
Oh my, almost forgot specific LDS stories.
2 Nephi 5:somewhere in the 14-15 range.
…And I (Nephi) did teach my people to build buildings, and to work in all the manner of wood, and of iron, and of copper, and of brass, and of steel, and of gold, and of silver, and of precious ores, which were in great abundance.
Wow… opening yourself up to a major critique, without so much as a tiny god like miricle. A good flashy miricle would have at least distracted some from the impossibilities. As if basic metals weren’t silly enough, he had the balls to include “steel”!
If you wish, I can give you more, mostly dealing with animals and other things that didnt exist in north america. Things that most settlers of the time mistakingly “asumed” about north america.
Now look what you’ve reduced me to. Someone who rambles on about the sillyness of one religion vs. the more sillyness of another.
May God ;)have mercy on my computer.