Morn the lost dinosaur gladiators.

Which, you may ask, am I asking to be mourned, the gladiators who fought dinosaurs or the gladiators who were dinosaurs? Well, I say morn both.

I may instead ask if we should morn them, mourn them, or both.

I wanna live in a world where that was true.

Too late to edit, but my brother reminded me where to find that world.

Dinosaurs aside, that’s a pretty bitchin’ mustache.

Was Morn one of them?

That would make one Helluva “B” Picture.

Even better, a “D” picture.