Oh-so-easy.
Babsie Streisand and Martin Sheen.
Goddam limousine liberals, shut the hell up and get outta Washington, you’re confusing the poor simpletons who are trying to run our guv’mint.
Without them, The Player wouldn’t have been anywhere near as good as it was.
For the females, I’ll have to add Katie Holmes. If we’re including non-actresses also then add Britney Spears to the list.
Male: Keanu Reeves. This guy has the uncanny ability to get cast in movies that are actually good, and then nearly or totally ruins them with his complete lack of talent.
Female: Keanu Reeves - you don’t really believe he’s a man, right?
Did I mention I didn’t like Keanu Reeves?
Male Most Annoying Actor Ever: Ranjit Chowdhry.
Who? you’re asking. He’s from India, not a big Hollywood name, but far more annoying than anyone else mentioned so far. Fortunately, he’s only gotten minor supporting roles; it would be simply impossible to build a feature film around him, since his very existence is a huge turnoff. He played the sexually frustrated husband in Mississippi Masala (he busted the lovers’ tryst and assaulted Denzel Washington, the single most obnoxious performance I’ve ever seen), the Asshole Immigration Official in The Perez Family, and the masturbating houseboy in Fire. In Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, he was on screen for all of five seconds, and still managed to be irritating. His role as a sidewalk artist in the Indian film Such a Long Journey was astonishing for his not portraying an asshole. But that doesn’t keep me from hating him for everything else he’s done. I just had to take this opportunity to vent my spleen. Thank you.
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Toby McGuire, oh my yes.
Why does he think a perpetual, dopey-eyed half smile is the only expression he will ever need? I’d like to slap it right off his pasty little face.
Andy Kaufman
Pauley Shore
Lucille Ball {I do not love Lucy.}
Nominees for Worst Actress ever:
- Jessica Lange
- Gwyneth Paltrow
- Heather Graham (she is not human - she has no emotions nor does she express any due to the lack of acting ability)
Nominees for Worst Actor ever:
- Quentin Tarantino (Destiny Turns on the Radio? WTF)
–Pauly Shore.
–Christine Baranski.
–David Arquette.
–Meredith Monroe.
I know all of the following have been mentioned but I figure that it can’t hurt to put my two cents worth in. 
Michael Douglas (closely followed by)
Nicholas Cage (everything he and Michael Douglas have done I’ve not liked)
Kevin Costner (apart from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and Dances with Wolves because I thought they were both good)
Keanu Reeves (outside of the Bill and Ted’s duo I can’t think of a role where he actually ACTED, he’s sooo wooden. The Matrix was a worthy watch though)
Meg Ryan (aside from When Harry Met Sally what else has she done that was worthwhile?)
Katie Holmes (too girl-next-door-cash-in-on-my-cuteness-Hollywood-fast-tracked-starlet for me…)
There, I’ve said it. They all suck
I second Barbra Streisand. Her arrogance and hubris knows no bounds. She’d been trying to sell her palatial triplex penthouse on Manhattan’s Central Park West. The price had fallen from over $10 million to around the $8 million range (get out your hankies, please). Anyway, all her perspective purchasers had been turned down by the building’s board of directors. When Mariah Carey was turned down what did Barabra say?
“If artists can’t live…on the Upper West Side where can they live?” source: http://www.nypost.com/realestate/21846.htm
Yah, those poor artists can’t get a decent $8 mil apartment anymore. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!
According to actor Omar Sharif, ``She wants to be a woman and she wants to be beautiful and she is neither.’’
Pepsi Girl.
I had to turn off Bicentennial man!
D-bear is absolutely right…
As far as pairs go, I hate it when Julia Roberts does stuff with Hugh Grant. I also find Fran Drecher extreemly annoying, and she kinda matches up with Gilbert Godfried
The girl from that "Buffy’ vampire show and any of the kid actors on Nickelodeon. Child actors make me grind my teeth.
Also, I hate Hugh Grant, but I was entertained by that movie he did with Julia Roberts where he was a bookstore owner and she was a superstar actress. I love those free preview weekends on cable.
I’d like to defend Cage a little bit. I liked him in “Vampire’s Kiss”, “Birdy”, and especially “Guarding Tess”, but I would agree that the in the last, oh 50 movies he’s made he has been utterly boring.
My vote goes to any actor with three names.
The perpetually vile Sean Young. She’s so wooden, she makes me want to set her on fire. Hell, watching her make me want to set myself on fire.
The horse-faced wonder that is Andie Macdowell. I don’t know what it is about her that makes me want to claw my eyes out.
I will not watch Kevin Costner or that grinning baboon Tom Cruise.
I abhor Jim Carrey. That man makes me want to projectile vomit every time that I see one of his movies. I avoid them like the plague, but I was dragged to see The Truman Show and Man on the Moon. And the remake of the Grinch? The thought of that makes me wretch. Heaven forbid I ever have to see that remake; I would personally have to find him and beat him with a wet noodle.
I also dislike David Arquette, but the Deputy Dewey role in the Scream movies parially validates his exisitance.
Tho mine are both.
Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon.
They have both jammed their political, social, and liberal causes down my throat so often, that I now catagorically refuse to watch anything they do, and my life is not poorer for it.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is very annoying and must leave.
By some strange coincidence, I just submitted this site to Weird Earls:
http://www.amiannoyingornot.com/
So many annoying people, so little time. 