Saw “Blow Jobs Paid For This Truck” on my last visit to New Orleans.
The small writing on those 0.0 stickers says “I don’t run”. I think it’s humorous as there are so may people with running stickers on their cars (me included). Now a 5K sticker, come on people!
Speaking of stupid spoilers, I’m going to give a pass to the incredibly ridiculous over the top bozuzoku cars. But only if they go all out on the whole car, not just one stupid piece.
Make little shields that fit over the “Ram” logo, but altered to look like female plumbing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/a0vqr/you_are_now_aware_that_the_dodge_logo_is_the/
Even worse is when one of those gets partially removed/peeled off. It’s so tacky. But grief makes people do weird things, so…
Calvin peeing on anything
“Daddy Bought it But I Got It” (Great, you’re a spoiled brat. Got it.)
“Always Late but Worth the Wait” (No, honey, trust me, you’re not)
Any kind of “Baby on Board” accessory, but particularly the permanently affixed ones (I worry about that kid–don’t the parents ever take them out of the car?)
Anything about the owner’s grandchildren and how cute they are (<Black Panther voice> I don’t care. </BPV>
I like the “family” ones where the family are all cats or dogs.
‘Beam me up, Scotty’
You know the decorative duct tape? There’s a car I see occasionally with this tape allover it. Of all varieties. An old Mercury Marquis, covered with duct tape. Beautiful ride, all in all.
I saw one that said, “I’m not gay . . . but $20 is $20.”
Until recently I lived in a very respectable Midwestern suburb. Across the street in a house nicer than mine with a lawn service lived a nice woman and her stand-up teenage son. On both their cars was the bumper sticker: “Ass, Grass, or Cash - Nobody rides for free.”
Someone on another board said she saw a “family window sticker” with 10 stick figures, and was tempted to throw some condoms at them. I, and several other people, said they may have included sons- and/or daughters-in-law and grandchildren, or they may have adopted some or all of those kids.
My back window is decorated with two paw stickers, and a “NEED TO VOTE” sticker.
On a luxury car, I saw a bumper sticker: “Don’t let the car fool you, my real reward’s in Heaven.”
Because if there’s one lesson to be learned from the New Testament, it’s that bragging about cars is awesome.
Or smelling your cigarette in my car.
Or the ones with same-sex parents.
A few years back someone on my block owned a black pick-up. On the tailgate was written - in florescent pink, all caps, foot-high letters - ME SO HORNY.
Very classy.
Also worth mentioning: out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
mmm
I once saw a hearse with a bumper sticker that said: “I want your body”.
Not the sticker, but how it was applied to the car:
Mom is in her 80s, and like me, is a liberal. So back in 2016, she put a ‘Hilary’ sticker on the back of her Buick. But Mom is kind of a slob, so she made little effort to apply the sticker straight. I never said anything to her, but to me, that sticker said, ‘Crooked Hilary’ every time I saw it. Bugged me to no end.
Mean Mr. Henley
As a Diesel driver myself, I agree about the idiocy of the “Coal Roller”, yeah, lets waste perfectly good and expensive diesel fuel to annoy other drivers, yeah, that’s REAL mature… :rolleyes:
Gotta agree with you here.
My auto-decor dislikes:
Snotty, insulting bumper stickers. Whether I agree with the sentiment or not, let’s at least try to express ourselves like intelligent adults rather than bratty middle-schoolers.
Boom cars.
Excessively bright headlights that endanger oncoming drivers by blinding them.
Jacked-up bro-dozers, especially when the tires are still the stock size. OK, you just screwed up your center of gravity and made your four-wheel phallus substitute a lot more prone to tip-over, and you didn’t even gain greater ground clearance? What’s the point?
They need to add other common pets, such as birds. 
I’ve seen versions of the “family” stickers where everyone is Star Wars character or everyone is a zombie.