It would have to include overweight people who oppose gun control. What else?
Throw declawing cats in there somewhere.
“I left my obese toddler in the car while I went grocery shopping, but it’s OK because she can read at a college level and I left an encyclopedia in the car so she could entertain herself. Is this Obama’s fault?”
Does there exist a genetic propensity towards obesity and a desire to declaw cats among certain races?
“I left my obese toddler in my badly-parked SUV while I went to get my cat declawed, but it’s OK because she can read at a college level and I left porn in the car so she could entertain herself. Is this Obama’s fault - because he’s a black Muslim and therefore stupid?”
Nice, but it won’t fit title-wise.
Measuring the IQ of Pit Bulls.
How many declawed but non-neutered homosexual kittens can I shoot with my assault weapon, and how many fat liberals won’t tip me for praying over the mangled corpses with my molested, retarded, but circumsized multiracial children, who are locked in a hot car as I post this? (Need answer fast).
I left my obese toddler in my badly-parked SUV while I went to get my cat declawed, but it’s OK because she can read at a college level and I already changed her diaper on the table in a nearby restaurant and I left porn in the car so she could entertain herself. Is this Obama’s fault - because he’s a black Muslim and therefore stupid?
My addition italicized.
How many declawed but non-neutered homosexual kittens can I shoot with my assault weapon as I enter the house and neglect to take my shoes off, and how many fat liberals won’t tip me for praying over the mangled corpses with my molested, retarded, but circumsized multiracial children, who are locked in a hot car while I’m inside a fancy restaurant ordering milk as I post this? (Need answer fast).
You left out something.
How many declawed but non-neutered homosexual kittens can I shoot with my assault weapon as I enter the house and neglect to take my shoes off[/COLOR], and how many fat liberals won’t tip me for praying over the mangled corpses with my molested, retarded, but circumsized multiracial children, who are locked in a hot car while I’m inside a fancy restaurant ordering milk on the way to my church mandated third trimester abortion as I post this? (Need answer fast).
White male supremacy.
How many declawed but non-neutered homosexual kittens can I shoot with my assault weapon as I enter the house and neglect to take my shoes off, and how many fat liberals won’t tip me for praying over the mangled corpses with my molested by a Catholic priest, retarded, but circumsized multiracial children, who are locked in a hot car while I’m inside a fancy restaurant ordering milk on the way to my church mandated third trimester abortion as I post this? (Need answer fast).
Fucking cops broke into my SUV to get at my fat fucking kid. Should I tip them?
Europeans with BPD are more intelligent than Africans with BPD - T/F? Need answer fast.
New Evidence Shows God is Gay, Hates Pigeon Eggs
Also, “no regrets” about abortion while in teens.
I don’t want my fat wife finding my kiddie porn collection – what OS should I use?
We oughta be able to fit all this into one paragraph.
Help! Backroom Abortion Doctor screwed up while I was at Tea Party Meeting, can I sue? (Need answer fast)
Need Cheap, Delicious Recipes for Cat Meat
Poll: Time to beat the shit out of non-smokers?
I hate claws in my cat stew.