Sad but an actual one: taking the lint out of the drying machine.
Was Kirk merely a great starship captain, or was he the greatest starship captain?
Need info about Fair Use for copyright, particularly comic porn featuring Superman and Picard
Whose dick do I gotta suck around here to become a mod?
My eyeball burst (not looking for medical advice)
Really? Link?
…and why are all black people so loud?
Here’s the dryer lint one. It took a bit to find because it’s from '04.
Here’s also an older one that’s “Seemingly innocous “Hot Button” topics on the SDMB” from '05.
Damn, now I’m going to be late for class 'cuz I had to find those.
Oh well.
That was an actual thread.
I know.
Obviously, we’re much funnier today than those old fogey’s from 2005.
Huh. Clubbing baby fur seals must be out of fashion, now.
Obese church-going smokers fighting in the American Civil War for States Rights and a pro-gun agenda; are they really being supported under the table by Obama and George W?
Poll: Flag Burning: Pee on it before or after?
I don’t think the real achievement is trying to make a controversial thread; the real achievement is making a thread in good faith and having it go super-controversial. It’s like fine wine. Or a Cuban cigar. Or really good cheese.
Man,
If you guys can’t work in a dirty baby diaper and illegal aliens in there somehow you just aint trying.
To be fair, that guy was a big time troll.
I’m not going to bother reading this whole thread but you are all wrong about the way you raise your obese gifted toddler with Aspergers as an (insert-religious/non-religious beliefs here).
I am going to a well-known chain restaurant for lunch and ordering nothing but a well-done blackened steak. Oh, and then I’m having a big hunk of cheese cake for dessert. See, I can’t help being fat – it’s in my genes and I pricked my thumb when I was little and now I have this disease that makes me incapable of losing weight.
Doesn’t there have to be some mention of God, aliens, the supernatural, or, at the very least, the word holistic?
Combination Dopefest and NAMBLA meeting! Who’s coming?
Need to work in Apple vs. Microsoft somehow…
Nah, that’s easy. I made two the past month:
What’s your favorite lateral thinking puzzles?(Warning! NSFW)
Is it possible to be unable to do critical thinking?
Apparently, the trick is to throw two Ph.D’s into the Thunderdome and then they spend all day saying “nanny nanny nanny” to each other.
How does a plane fly after taking off from a threadmill.
i dont use capitalization or punctuation on purpose, anyone got a problem with that