My illegal alien nanny was changing the baby’s diaper holistically when they got locked in a hot car with pigeon eggs…Palin’s fault?
Or buckeyes.
“God as Wizard: The holistic view of God as a supernaturally charged alien entity.”
No, no. For maximum annoyance factor, you must spell it “wholistic”.
twitch
No, no. The most controversial possible SDMB thread: “Measuring the IQ of Gun Owning Democrat Black Pit Bulls Who Use the Word ‘Retard’.”
Conservatives are teh evil because they dont use capitalization or punctuation on purpose – anyone got a problem with that? – in the bills they sign into law banning from Arizona (while eating sammichs served to them by Obama*): fatties; supporters of gun control; declawed cats; obese, precocious, diaper-wearing toddlers with encyclopedic knowledge of porn in badly-parked, overheated cars in supermarket parking lots; restaurants that serve coffee to loud blacks; loud, stupid Muslims who order milk in bars; tips; nice, too-big titties; unshod, praying mantises; pit bulls with unmeasured IQs; wounded assault rifles; liberals wearing wing-tips; non–neutered homosexual kittens; mangled corpses; molested, retarded, circumsized multi-racial children; church-goers; church-priests, church-keys; abortions of any kind; ACORNS of any kind; fucking cops; fucking priests; kid-fucking priests; SUVs; average intelligence Afro-Europeans; teenaged, gay, pigeon eggs; wives, fat wives, nosy, fat wives looking for my pr0n stash; paragraphs; backrooms; doctors; tea bags; cheap, but delicious cat meat; claws, clauses, Klauses; drying machine lint (aka, Sarah Palin); all Kirks (Captain, Cameron, Franklin); starships, starfleets, starfish; comic porn featuring Superman and Picard; mods; dicks; mod dicks; late, plagiarizing students; unfashionable, clubbed, baby fur seals; smokers; urine-soaked, burned flags; fine wine, Cuban cigar, good cheese, hookers and blow; Man; soiled diapers; big time trolls; gifted, Aspergers sufferers; religious/non-religious beliefs; restaurant chains; bike chains; chains of fools; dope fiends; Dopefests; NAMBLA members; Apple; Microsoft; Ph.D theses on Thunderdome; planes on threadmills; God; Nannies, nonnies, ninnies; every third buckeye; Qi; White Male Supremes; and, of course, legal immigrants, and liberals.
*Need answer fast but the slow nig- DING! won’t come through in time just like on the Oil Spill.
Win.
My SO refused to iron my work clothes, so I hit her, then locked her in a hot car, then refused to go to couples counseling, then I got drunk and looked at porn, then she got mad at me for forgetting our 90-day anniversary, so she registered with the Republican party and switched to Methodist, so I had to give her a Libertarian beat down…now she’s locked in the bathroom, crying and threatening to swallow a whole bottle of Tylenol and bite the head off our un-neutered cat, Sarah Palin’s Real Pussy.
My question: if you were a lesbian, would this be enough to turn you straight?
ps. Need answer fast, our church is protesting some soldier’s funeral and one of the members has to return his Handi-Van to work by 6:30.
No mention of Jews or Israel or Palestinians yet? We gotta throw those suckers in somewhere. How about “Black Jewish Palestinians Need to be Executed Thrice”. The ‘thrice’ part is a bit of retro, and a sop to the grammar whores.
Oh, and no mention a grammar either? Jeez, it’s a slow night on the SDMB.
Didn’t we already have that back in February?
Yeah, at Cesario’s place.
Poll: Are you sexually attracted to infants?
Jewess Ho’s in Palestine a bad idea? Why/Why not?
Why are cunts so easily offended?
I LOLed.
Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs.
You poured tabasco in my baby’s eyes!
<hits EvilTOJ with a chair>
It’s not my fault!
Wow, the Republican candidate made some really convincing arguments against evolution