Most controversial possible SDMB thread?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ask the expert at making prison wine

What’s the best and safest way to hide stuff up your butt? (Need answer fast)

FU stupid guard who refuses to take bribes

Pros and Cons of joining Crips, Bloods, or Skinheads

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How much should a prostitute charge to make it cheaper than getting married?

Porn is ruining my marriage…how can I get her to stop?

My wife doesn’t want kids…which of her birth control pills do I swap out with Pez?

My wife keeps demanding to be untied…should I send her back to Russia?

First date after a divorce…what was the formula for GHB per body weight again?

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Fork Hillary, is it 2007 allready?

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:smack:euhm make that 2011…

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Obama, almost as good a president as Bush?
Is a pit bull the best protection for my infant and (de-clawed) cat for when I leave them in the car while I’m picketing abortion clinics? (need answer fast)

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Shamelessly stolen from The Onion:

Child abuse. How much is too much?

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evil grin I’ve got one. I’ve got one that could make the Cesario controversy look like a friendly tiff.

Help me find a way to kill myself
I am a twenty-eight year old man with a degenerative disease. I’m mostly asymtomatic now, but in a few years I won’t be able to walk or feed myself. I want to beat the disease to the punch and check out before I’m a crippled wreck. I’ve thought about this for a while, and I’m absolutely sure I want to do this. What should I use to kill myself that’s quick and relatively painless?

What do I win?

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Nope, the mods would close it for asking for medical advice.

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I think we might have a winner

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I posted in it. flex

Heh, yeah we should add a rule: your post has to conform to SDMB rules and would not be instantly closed or deleted by mods.

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What is the saddest/funniest/strangest example of Rule 34?

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But what if the controversy comes from the mods closing or deleting the thread?

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In that vein: No parent should ever have to bury his child alive. :smiley:

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How much weight to add to a bag of three kittens to make sure it sinks?

I miss the attention I got when I had a brain parasite

Ask the pornographer/carpet installer

What’s your funny breast cancer story?

Alright wiseasses: Why didn’t OK Go take off when they made their treadmill video?

Rangluage halp: How learning engrish? (joob anterview tmorow!)

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HEY!:dubious:

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Here are some wrong answers:

I never bother to fill out Schedule A when doing my taxes!

Sometimes, I like red wine with salmon!

I wear white sunglasses, even after labor day!

I don’t always count to three at a stop sign!

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How long can I leave my toddler in the car on a hot day? Gotta buy Lotto tickets! (Need Answer Fast)

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Poll: Your favorite terrorist attack?

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Now that we’re in post-racial America with Obama in the White House, will Negroes still produce good blues?

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Boy, you really went the whole nine yards with that one.
Say, did you know where that expression came from? See it’s like this…