What’s their ethnicity. Make sure you bring that in as an aside.
Do you think this Twilight movie will be the next Titanic or merely the next Matrix?
Or the next Showgirls?
I met Mel Gibson at a Scientology event one time, and he really is a nice guy.
So so far what we’ve got is:
“Hiya ya! Ask the Obese Non-Practicing Asperger’s Pedophile Who Wants To Declaw His Cats In An Airplane On A Treadmill In Order to Support Sarah Palin But Can’t Because My Vet’s Black So He Must Have a Low IQ, Unlike Me, Who’s Smart Enough To Know 9/11 Was An Inside Job And Wants To Wear His Shoes In Your House. By the way, the toilet paper should have the other way, you homo Jew.”
Actually, I think messages like this are the most controversial of all. Ironic, isn’t it?
My lesbian dog keeps humping the cat…How much should I charge for watching?
My wife keeps refusing anal sex…how much $ should I offer?
Women suck, how do you become homosexual?
Job search help: I’m gay, black, Jewish, Republican, crippled, and a veteran…what else can I do to increase my chances of of being an Affirmative Action/Diversity hire?
I’m not racist or anything, but I can’t stand those #@$%^ Tongans.
Couple of possibilities:
– I let my 13-year-old child go to the park with friends but no adults for the first time and the gays tried to recruit him, but he was saved by his faith in Jesus. I’m thankful, but I’m wondering–to show my thanks, should I tithe more than I already do?
– Do other restaurant patrons have a right to complain when my kids get bored and run and scream in the restaurant? After all, my money’s just as good as anyone else’s, and I’m not ready to leave. Plus, I probably tip more than they do.
From a friend:
Will Smith cast in Reagan biopic
Do I need another penis implant? (NSFW)
My wife thinks breast implants are an inappropriate present, but it’s my freaking birthday.
I think I shat out my prostrate gland (NOT looking for medical advice)
What’s the most unusual thing you’ve stuck in your butt?
How about What is the thing you stick in your butt most often?
Bush Was Right!
Have YOU gone back after trying Black?
The Bible to become new Biology textbook in Texas
JFK Air Port to have new international code: JAP
The Bible to replace all textbooks in Texas (aka if it ain’t in The Bible, you don’t need to know it).
Why are Americans convinced the moon landing was real?
Dear USA: Please stop posting excuses about why you suck at soccer
“Ask the fundamentalist anti-vaxxer panhandler-unionist pedophile Klansman who never tips.”
Did I cover my bases here?
Ask the guy who knows exactly how much to roll down the window when leaving kids/pets/wife in the car on a sunny day
What’s the age limit on being a Catholic choirboy?
My childhood dream has always been to bone Jesus.
Will Smith cast as Jesus in “Last Temptation” prequel
It’s simple physics, you idiot: stigmata should appear on the wrists, not the palms
My son made an ashtray in the shape of the Holy Grail and you can see an image of Charlton Heston on the bottom…what should be the opening bid?