Most hated X-mas song

Christmas songs in general give me the creeps. There are a few i like, but since they start playing them in October, buy the time Saint Nick is ready to slide his drunk, fat ass down my chimney, I’ve had more than my fill of Christmas music.


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

I got you aaaaaaaaallllll beat.

At my particular place of work, we got this song on the holiday CD called “We’re Havin’ a Reggae Christmas.” And you know what? That’s not even the worst one!!! There’s this other song called “The Christmas Conga.” I swear to God. It goes “Bonga, Bonga, Bong-A! Do tha Kreesmas Cong-A!” I’m not kidding. All other Christmas songs pale in comparison.


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