Most inappropriate questions on a job application

Correct response: “What time is it?”

Dude, you’re so high, your computer is getting a contact high and double posting! :slight_smile:

Actually, I’m on the physical edge of my neighbor’s wireless network and my connection is fading in and out. (Thanks to the roommate, who makes at least twice as much as I do, deciding not to pay his half of the cable Internet bill.) I imagine my browser got disconnected, thought the original post didn’t go through, and tried to slam it through again.

But I did say that to a doctor once, in response to that very same question.

Edit: Who says the computer’s not the one getting high?

I’ve never seen this on an application, but once at an interview, I was asked what I’d do if I was physically assaulted.

“Do you mean, like, with a crowbar or something?”

“Just tell us how you’d handle the situation.”

Thank Og I never got that job.