I’ll open the ball with hampsterdance.com
VB
Remember, you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Mine cuz I cant seem to find the time to finish it.
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Right now, for me, it’s the message board on Stephen King’s section of his publisher’s website. Full of puerile poetry and writers waiting to be discovered, and garden variety psychos who can’t spell, write, or edit a post.
“Hey, I wrote a screenplay. Wonder if Stephen King ever reads this board.” Not bloody likely.
Oh, and they flamed me. Hurt my feelings. But it’s like a car wreck – I keep driving by to see what’s smoking.
It’s actually kind of fun, so maybe it isn’t totally useless.
Cancel this, changed my mind.
“Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7
I thought people usually tried to use flattering photos on their website? Ewwwwww. This chick looks like Linda Tripp’s uglier sister.
Drain -
First Orangecakes, now you, too. Please, no more dumpster diving!
My vote would be anyone’s personal home page with absolutely nothing of use to anyone but perhaps their relatives. Who wants to see pictures of someone’s cat?! I don’t care that you went to Oriental, NC for vacation and I certainly don’t want to see photos of you, your slobbering 3-yr-old and your overweight spouse.
“Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’”
E A Poe
Those ARE the flattering photos of Heather.
I agree that she’s as unattractive as a bag full of armpits, although my perceptions may be colored by her behavior on this board.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
::snort:: That’s quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! 
I was gone for a while; can anyone fill me in on what Heatherlee did on the board? Before I left/couldn’t get on, she and Satan were mooning about each other. What’s the dirt?
ConMan -
My personal homepage is precisely for viewing by family & friends. Our closest relatives are more then 1,000 miles away and friends from many years are scattered as widely. I don’t expect you to find it interesting or entertaining. I certainly think it would be pointless to you and I can’t imagine why you’d visit it on purpose. But it provides a great way for those in its intended audience to keep in touch.
DRAIN!!!-
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“Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair…”
Tom Waits
Well, my own site is both boring and pointless. Boring, because it is just a bunch of my bad artwork, and pointless because I’m the only one who sees it regularly, and I’ve already read it all.
http://www.madpoet.com
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.
Don’t go there.
Those porno sites where you close the window & it automatically regenerates five more windows where you rush to close them all before they can regenerate more of them.
… or so he has been told 
The address is either www.neat.com or www.neet.com I am not sure which and i don’t want to go find out.
<Font Size=5 color=Blue>Pointless Website??
I got your pointless website right here!!!</Font>
I like to check in at www.bringdown.com, which in itself is very entertaining in a bitter and cynical way. Among the many treats is the “Moron of the Month” link to home pages of people like the guy who posts pictures of himself doing his ironing in the nude.
hey! it’s because i have pictures of my cat that one of the five thousand visitors i’ve had to my page whom i’ve never talked to in my entire life and will never talk to again sent me a message about a month ago saying that i must be a good person because not many people put up pictures of their cats.
woo
so there. the cats are staying!
“human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein
I would have expected Tuba to make a contribution by now. If you ask her real nice she’s been known to produce a website or two that leaves you wondering “Was it bad taste, or no taste at all?”
Some of 'em give new meaning to the word prosaic.