“Shitter’s full.” -Christmas Vacation
“Bueller…Bueller…Bueller” -Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
- Apocalypse Now
Elwood: “It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
Jake: “Hit it!”
–The Blues Brothers
“We’re on a mission from God.”
“There’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but not all of them will bring you lasagna at work… most just cheat on you.” - Silent Bob
“Put zee candle… back!!”
M.Kahn - Young Frankenstein
“Would you mind not firing at the thermonuclear devices?” John Travolta in some John Travolta action flick
“Look what you did!” Sean Connery to “son” Harrison Ford in the 3rd (?) Indiana Jones
“It puts the lotion in the basket”- The Silence of the Lambs
“Excuse me while I whip this thing out.”- Blazing Saddles
“Strange things are afoot at the Circle K”- Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
“The name is Bond… James Bond.”
first spoken in Dr. No. by Sean Connery.
“Who ARE those guys?”
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
“I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!”
First of many Dr. McCoy protests.
“You’re right, I will lose a million dollars this year and I will lose a million next year. At that rate, I will have to close this place in… sixty years.”
Orson Welles in Citizen Kane
“Elvis has left the building!”
Will Smith in Independence Day.
Those who do not learn from the past are condemned to relive it. Georges Santayana
“Come on down here Hammerhead and I’ll show it to you!”
“Well, the Hindus say (and the Beatniks, too…)”
“Provide the wrong voucher…AND THEY DOCK YA!”
All from The Hudsucker Proxy, which I realize has to be seen to fully appreciate the above.
And how could I forget:
“To infinity… and beyond!”
Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story
Those who do not learn from the past are condemned to relive it. Georges Santayana
“I have to go to work like a schnook” – Goodfellas
Granted, there’s a lot of other great lines from that movie, but that’s the line I say daily when leaving for work.
“I guess it is possible for one person to make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
“guys like us… if they find oil in our backyard, all we’d get was dead tomatoes.”
Eddie and the Cruisers
“It’s the stuff dreams are made of…”
Maltese Falcon
The reason gentlemen prefer blondes is that there are not enough redheads to go around.
“Can I have my lighter back, Reggie?” - 48 hours
Jab, Toy Story has a million of them. One of my favorites:
“You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity.”
What, no Tarantino?
“check out the brain on Brad!”
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“I’m just going to walk the Earth, like Kane in Kung Fu.”
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“the one that says bad mutha f__er”
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“What’s the problem?” “Problem? Problem!? I don’t have a problem. It’s problems. That’s plural!”
Pulp Fiction x3, Four Rooms
“Make that two hard-boiled eggs.” A Night at the Opera
(Misquoted)–“Is that the German artillery, or just the beating of my heart?” Casablanca
And, like the movie ending thread, please continue the thread in MPSIMS. This forum is for questions of a generally factual nature.
Nickrz
GQ Mod
Ditto on the Tarantino flicks. Too many great quotes to list!
“The price is wrong, Bitch!” - - Bob Barker in Happy Gilmore.
“Naaaw. . . . just morning sickness.” - - Francis McDermott in Fargo.
“Did you ever think it was kinda sexy when Bugs Bunny dressed up like a girl?. . . . Oh uh, me neither.” - - Garth in Wayne’s World.
>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
“You talkin to me? You must be talkin to me, I don’t see anybody else in here…” TaxiDriver
“Say hello to my little friend” Scarface
“Alllrighty then…” Ace Ventura
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid” Christmas Story
“Puff,Puff,Pass” Friday
“I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto” Wizard of Oz
I really do love Blockbuster…
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
“Elvis is dead you know…”
“No he isn’t, he’s just gone home.” --MIB.
“My hovercraft is full of eels.” Guess. 
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes