“Wherever you go, there you are.”
"Laugh while you can, monkey boy
both from Buckaroo Bonzai.
“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.”
“Inconceivable!”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.”
All three from The Princess Bride.
and, finally:
“I thought they didn’t allow faggots in this school?”
“I see there’s an open door policy for assholes, though.”
Heathers.
Eissclam
Rum is wonderful stuff. You can drink gallons of it and not feel a thing. It’s the ice you gotta watch out for.
sorry to reactivate this thread, but i just remembered the greatest line-
'i don’t want to buy anything, sell anything, or process anything. i don’t want to buy anything processed or sold; sell anything bought or processed; or process anything bought or sold. right now, i just want to hang with your daughter."-john kusak, say anything
Mr. Newberry: So, what have you been doing with yourself?
Martin Blank: I’m a professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Good for you. Growth industry.
–from Grosse Pointe Blank
“You will be given a new body, and troops to command.” Transformers: The Movie
“Fuck the cup, pour some in my hands for a dime.” --and–
“Bitch better have all my money.” I’m Gonna Get You, Sucka
“Stay on target…” Star Wars
“You now have ten seconds to comply.” Robocop
“You dress like a male prostitute.” Mystery Men
“Come on. I’ll show you where my father keeps his gun.” The Sixth Sense
“I’ve had better.” Liar, Liar
“…And so they ate the minstrels, and there was much rejoicing.” “Yaaaaaaaaay.” Monty Python And The Holy Grail
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.