"They call me Mister Tibbs!!
“I am sorry with my rice.”
Big hitter, the Lama.
Has anybody seen Sam Lowry?
There’s a lotta in’s, a lotta outs, a lotta different facets, a lotta interrested parties.
Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn’t yeah!?!?!
You look terrible Mr. Wahuwahturi, you look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anybody could look good under these lights. I can feel them sucking the life out of me, suck suck suck.
It’s noon, you must be parched.
Let’s get this thing on the hump!
Does Berry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
I gotta sleep next to a guy named after a ducks dork.
I didn’t like him anyway. He wasn’t right…in the head.
We grow copious amounts of ganja, right?
You don’t understand, you can never ask me to stop drinking.
He’s killed more people than smallpox.
I will worship the movie trivia god who can name all of these films.
Caddyshack
Brazil
The Big Lebowski
Tremors
I don’t know
Dr. Strangelove
The Breakfast Club
(*guess) Sixteen Candles
I don’t know
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Leaving Las Vegas
I know this one but I cannot think of it!
So you don’t have to completely worship me, but can I get a little love or something?
Occam wrote:
Ah, one of my all-time favorites. Joe Versus the Volcano. So, didja spot all 5 times that the “lightning bolt” shape appears in that movie?
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Psst…Evilbeth. It’s Braveheart.
“It’s my island.”
My favorite line from the movie was “Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible. Dead…just as good.”
“I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. I don’t like them myself. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.”
OK, I know I’m gonna feel really stupid when I find out, but what is that from?
Al Pacino in Devil’s Advocate in re modern society:
“It’s cheat on your wife, fuck over your friend, and call your mother on Mother’s Day”
-"I was shot twice in the Tribune.
-“I read you were shot five times in the tabloids.”
-“It’s not true. He didn’t come anywhere near my tabloids.”
rimshot
From The Holy Grail…
Some people call me…Tim?
What, African or European?
What, behind the rabbit? It IS the rabbit.
From one of the Dirty Harry movies, when he gets into that plane and starts to take off.
Co-pilot, giving him a funny look: You ever done this before?
Harry, cool as ever: Nope.
Jurassic Park, after Dr. Saddler gets done looking in the ‘dino droppings’.
Malcolm: You, uh…You’re gonna wash your hands before you eat, right?
And of course, from my fav. movie of all time, Star Wars…
Luke, in a whiny voice: But I was going in to Tosche Station to pick up some power converterrrrs!
Vader: I am your father.
(In the Special Edition)
Jabba: Why did you fry poor Greedo?
And finally, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail…
Bridge keeper: What…is your name?
Knight (I forgot his name): Sir So-and-so
Bridge keeper: What…is your quest?
Knight: To find the Holy Grail!
Bridge keeper: What…is your favorite color?
Knight: Red…no bl-waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Bridge on the river kwai (my relative helped bomb it)
saito: if you were me what would you do ?
nicholson: If i were you id kill myself. cheers!
and anything from fear and loathing
The Last Unicorn
“There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.”
“She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits.”
Mixed Nuts
“Nothing’s wrong! Felix and Gracie have dressed the landlord up as a Christmas tree, and now we’re going to take him out and leave him on the Boardwalk.”
“Now that’s a good plan. We’ll help.”
(I don’t think that one’s exact.)
When Harry Met Sally…
“I want you to know that I will NEVER want that wagon wheel coffee table.”
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
Bringing Up Baby
“Because I just went gay all of a sudden!”
“I was born on the side of a hill!”
The English Patient
“We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps or the names of powerful men.”
“You sing. All the time.”
Risky Business: " Joel, get off the babysitter."
Payback: “Stop it, I"m getting misty.”
" Don’t worry about him. Worry about me."
“Money never sleeps pal”
“Im not talking about some $400,000 dollar a year wall street working stiff, Im talkin about real money… Liquid”