Most offensive jokes you ever heard.

[listedmia]

Zombie!
Anyway, what’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

[Derleth]

I got three.

Here’s the one I heard:

Seize the Day: Walk to End Epilepsy

And two I made up:

The Epilepsy Foundation: A Place To Fit In

The place I just moved into has German appliances. The oven seats six.

[kaylasdad99]

@The_Great_Philosopher

I’ve got a joke for you all. Not racist, not sexist, not ageist. It’s a bit mean, but nothing all celebrities (especially this one :D) get all the time.

(Just to fill those of you in the states/anywhere else in; David Beckam is a good, though overrated IMO, footballer who is considered not very bright and is married to Victoria Beckam, Scary Spice of the Spice Girls.)

Nitpick: Posh Spice.

Scary Spice was Mel B.

I can’t believe I’m contributing to a twelve-year old zombie thread.

[Malacandra]

What’s black and brown and looks good on a nigger?

A pack of Dobermans!

(I didn’t say it was funny, just offensive)