Ah, my first visit to the Pit. I’ll make it worth it: What is the most offensive topic you could come up with? One in such bad taste you’d be hard-pressed to justify with freedom of speech/expression, not being a PC-drone, “I’m a rebel”, etc.
Our discussion the other night over too many beers is a perfect example. It started off by fairly intellectually with “What if the South won the Civil War?” and then somehow degenerated into “Who would some of your slaves be?” (we were all white males). Halle Barry, Tyra Banks, Vanessa Williams, and other names came up.
Of course, the above conversation never happened, it’s just an example, totally hypothetical, uh… anyway, can you think of something more offensive?
Once, on some radio news show (perhaps on NPR), they interviewed one of the last surviving members of an old tribe that actually practised cannibalism.
He said the most delectable human meat came from babies.
The truth, as always, is more complicated than that.
1.If you were stranded on a desert island with nothing but your cat, how long would it be before you were intimate with it?
2.Got this one from a stand up comedian: You are making love with your partner, and the sex is fantastic. Just before you orgasm, you look at your partners face, and realize that he/she just died.
If I am on top, absolutely. On bottom, that would get kinda tricky (imagine trying to carry a heavy featherbed around.) Any other position would have to depend on just how difficult it is to keep the dead body in position.
You know when you’ve got it made? When you get your name in the crossword puzzles
Of course you stop! You need to start CPR immediately. Just because they died doesn’t mean that their not just “Mostly Dead.”
But, if they eyes turn red, well, that’s just a junior high fantasy anyhow.
