Yep. Just received an email with that subject line.
The email I received is SPAM. They are trying to sell me generic Viagra.
That is probably truer of spammers than any other group, at least in this country. But even in general I can’t argue with the sentiment. I may print that up and hang it on my wall, in fact.
I have a piece of spam in my inbox rtight now headed
Perform Sexl Like An Ichamp
Compared to that, your email was written by Oscar Wilde.
If you’re going to shoot someone to death, be humane and use a gun.
ultrafilter, you owe me a new keyboard! This one has Elixer all over it, now.
I teach seventh grade English.
If it were not illegal to shoot me, I can think of at least ten youths who would have already done so.
And that’s just this year.
Heh.
I just got an email from an online dating site that said:
Profile blocked. No photo.
I was in a good mood and wrote back, “Sure. If you send your photo and profile.”
I got back:
:rolleyes:
Yeah, there’s all sorts of people out there who need shooting.
Are you sure it’s not Perform Sex Like A chimp?
I would only accept the word of The Master on something like that.
This quote has made its way around the Internet - the full statement got 374 Google hits - but nobody appears to know who came up with it. 
Apple[sup]TM[/sup] is into procreation now? It’s probably best, the old way was too susceptible to viruses.