Let’s pretend that I’m a small child in the hospital with…uh… ingrown toenails. Keep in mind that I could die in the efforts to remove these ingrown toenails. Now my almost-maybe-possibly-a-chance-that-I-might-be-dying-wish is that I get the world record for the most replied to SD thread. Help me out here people. Have some pity. Puh-leeeeaaaase. If it helps, my name is Tiny Tim…no wait, that’s been done. My name is Mortimer, yeah, Mortimer.
Reply however you want, even if it’s only one-character long. Every little one brings immeasurable amounts of joy into my drab little life.