Let’s pretend that I’m a small child in the hospital with…uh… ingrown toenails. Keep in mind that I could die in the efforts to remove these ingrown toenails. Now my almost-maybe-possibly-a-chance-that-I-might-be-dying-wish is that I get the world record for the most replied to SD thread. Help me out here people. Have some pity. Puh-leeeeaaaase. If it helps, my name is Tiny Tim…no wait, that’s been done. My name is Mortimer, yeah, Mortimer.
Reply however you want, even if it’s only one-character long. Every little one brings immeasurable amounts of joy into my drab little life.
As one who has been down this road before, I’ll just say that the mods don’t take too kindly to mindless, meaningless, long-winded threads. Just trust me on this one, kay?