I know some people in far east Texas that talk almost exactly like Boomhauer. I’ve never seen that type of speech pattern from central Texas though, which is where the town of Arlen supposedly is located.
The endless pursuit of money and oil, huh? I think you have a pretty simplistic outlook on the world. Think Tim Geithner, Tom Daschle, Charlie Rangel, liberals, all. Oops those guys weren’t greedy, they made just made “mistakes”.
You are probably right about that. I grew up right on the Louisiana/East Texas border and I knew a few of them. I could have legitimately claimed that I was bilingual growing up because I could understand what they were talking about but it is much harder now since I moved far away.