The Kids’ Internet Fun Pack: This gives complete access to most of Disney.com, except content that’s been rated PG.
The Little Doctor Play Set: Includes lab coat and hammer and gavel for court cases.
The I’m a Used Car Salesman Pretend Dress-up Kit: comes with a TV dinner and a cheap bottle of rum.
CaveMike
Now that’s the kind of toy every kid dreams of.
And to continue cbawlmer’s posting, Crayola now has a “Deluxe 64 Shades of Gray” Collection. Colors range from “Very extremely light gray” all the way down to color #64 “Incredibbly, Astoundingly dark gray.”
And for you web-designing types, Crayola offers a web pallette in these stunning colors ranging from “EFEFEF” through “101010”.
If you want to try these stunning hues, go to
http://www.1728.com/colrchr4.htm
I hope it doesn’t imply that I’m boring, but I think this would be a good game 
TV voice-over: “Black and white sold separately”.
[screeching halt]
Was that his final resting place?
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Yes, it is. But I’d buy it too.
Barbie’s home electrolysis kit- special edition hairy Ken and Barbie, with their own real, working electrolysis kit. Spend several pointless hours burning off synthetic body hair. Body hair refills and batteries sold separately.
Whack-A-Baby-Seal
Milton Bradley’s “Have You Checked the Chicken” Board game.
…Maybe it was Parker Bros.
No, theirs is called Have You Choked the Chicken.
Discovery Channel store has a fecal examination kit for kids. There are 3 versions, for humans, pets, and wild animals. That dog poop you stepped in isn’t just a nuisance, it’s a science experiment.
Watch Paint Dry… A Game of Skill and Patience by Kenner
and the ever unpopular Sweater and Socks
Now with new itching action!
My Little Pony Glue Factory {figures and accessories each sold seperately}
From the kiddie section at Toys B Us:
New from Blasbo, My Pet Slug Racetrack 500 and My Very First 275 Pound Block of Iron
In the “Discovery” section:
Science Brother’s Inc. The Visible Paperclip
From Big Buddy Labs, Water Evaporation is FUN! - Comes with a open mouth beaker, a bottle of water, a pencil and paper.
And of course who can forget Jimmy the Geologist’s Realtime Diamond Making Kit - Comes with a block of carbon, a small shovel, and a flag marker.
And for the more patient: imagine the pride in your child’s eyes as he/she shows off the sweater they made from daddy’s belly-button lint! 
Marcel Marceau’s Greatest Hits CD
Lifteime Supply of Underwear and Handkerchiefs
Official Pet Shop Boys Beginner’s Deep Sea Divers kit
Telly Savalas’ Lollipops For Bald Greek Men
Jenna Jameson’s Guide to Making Your Mom and Dad Proud
How to Frighten White People, by Wayne Brady
Rabbi’s Pride No-Pork Cracklin’s
Learn French in 3 Days with Mike Tyson
Landscaping Tycoon
Create your own landscaping business on your PC! Get the big money by scoring contracts with commercial properties and retirement communities. Save money by hiring illegal immigrants to work for you. Deal with residents that complain about the noise level of your leave blowers.
I’d play that.