X-Treme Spackling (from the makers of Grout-a-lympics)
"Young Person’s Guide To Zoning Ordinances"
Actually, Crayola sells special boxes of all shades and tones and tints of brown. It’s for skin tones, because they finally figured out that nobody was really that funky ‘skin’ color they used to have and multi-cultural is a good thing.
Plus, I personally order a new box of all the different grey markers Prismacolor makes every school year. Artists need some weird stuff!
But nobody could possibly ever look forward to receiving Hasbro’s Fingernail Growth Measuring Kit
So how many shades of grey do they offer?
(And why am I not surprised that someone named Ashes, Ashes is into the color grey. 
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Puppy Mill Tycoon and Budget Motel Tycon: The Patels provided evidence that the “tycoon” PC simulation games were breathing their last. The new Electronic Arts game, Sim Canada, Please (flip the box over, and it’s Simulateur de Canada, Merci) wasn’t even popular among liberals, according to marketing surveys.
Radio Shack’s Capacitor for Kids! wasn’t as fun as the 150-in-one electronic kits of old.
I liked my first edition of Lil’ Bureaucrats 1000 Really Long, Detailed Forms. Special edition with expanded collating and filing requirements.
My cousin got **“Fiscal allocation request form E-2479-B and you: Kids Edition.” ** A 247 page guide from the Ministry of Information.
http://rpg.discountgames.com/product_info.php?products_id=11133&
There’s a weight in them and there are some kind of tiny holes the weight can fall into so that you get an actual number - it won’t stop in between 1 and 2. Or you could just get a 24-sided die (Dungeons and Dragons uses such things, I guess) and say the 1-4 means 1, 5-8 means 2, etc.
Huh. D24s do exist. I’d never seen them, but google picks some up.
Nerf Amish Rake Fighting was supposedly very popular in parts of Pennsylvania, Ohio and Indiana. It’s also much safer than Hasboro’s X-treme Amish Rake Fighting! set, where the colorful rakes include hard plastic teeth that, if broken,c an be swallowed.
G.I. Joe Assistant Quartermaster’s Cubicle Playset – comes with the newest member of the G.I Joe Team – “Bill.” Primary military specialty – filling out forms. Secondary military specialty – drinking his breakfast.
–Cliffy
The Junior Dermatologist kit was pretty bad, I thought.
Bochs: The pack-it-in-cardboard game. (Best with the Peenutz add-on)
Spongebob Squarpants’ Lives of Famous Geologists book series
Baby’s First Multitool
Junior EPA Inspector Kit (Especially the Lead Paint Lollapalooza, and the Asbestos Avenger! add-ons.)
Special Edition Quinoa Grower’s Association Easy Bake Oven