Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall.
Sgt Schwartz
Watched the men who sailed you
switch from sail to steam
Dude, you’re all wet – and you need to dry out.
Just back from “Margaritaville”, by any chance? 
How was Ernesto?
my fave line…
I’ve done a bit of smugglin’
I’ve run my share of grass.
I made enough money to buy Miami,
But I pissed it away so fast,
Never meant to last, never meant to last.
peace, love and drunk carbeian(sp) rock and roll
tsfr
I have been drunk now for over two weeks
Passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks
But I’ve got to stop wishin’,…
Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
The cannons dont thunder, theres nothin to plunder
Im an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late
But I’ve got to stop wishin’,
Got to go fishin’, I’m down to rock bottom again.
Just a few friends, just a few friends…
dare a married person to post the next e lines…and show it to the wife, or husband…
tsfr
Or, you do like me … and actually go…