Mother Nature: My Greatest Enemy

WHY???

Why does Mother Nature always choose to call on me at the most inconvenient moments? It makes no difference if I take a pit-stop before any given activity, I still get interrupted. Does anyone else suffer this aggravation?

top 5 most annoying instances:

(5) during an important conversation online :mad:
(4) in the middle of writing an email or post :mad:
(3) when I am trying to get some work done :mad:
(2) while at the movies :eek:
(1) while grocery shopping :frowning:

I would like to point out that it is not so much the action that annoys me, it is the timing.

Why hasn’t aha replied to this thread? I Thought he was the expert on this. :rolleyes: