Motherfucking dog-felching non-standard sized JEWEL CASES!!! FUCK!!

Okay, so a few weeks ago I noticed I was running out of jewel cases. This is bad, because I’m always replacing the cases of CDs I buy from the used bins, since they’re always covered with stickers and grime and god only knows what diseases, and being without extra jewel cases is like running out of toilet paper. (Yeah, my OCD is bad like that.) So I pop on down to Fry’s, and the best they have is a package of 10 for around $3.95 or so – not an off-brand either. Put 'em on a shelf.

Today, I get a few CDs in the mail (without cases, it’s cheaper that way), so I pull a few off the stack and try to stick the artwork in 'em. Hmm, this booklet seems larger than normal, it won’t fit. What the…bloody hell, it’s the fucking CASE that’s too small! The top portion is 2 or 3 millimeters smaller than standard and the cover art WON’T FUCKING FIT unless I trim it!!!

Well, normally I’d take my receipt down to Fry’s and raise holy hell. Except – while I keep all my credit card receipts for at least a year, apparently I paid this one with cash, and THREW AWAY THE RECEIPT, probably thinking, “Oh they’re jewel cases and I can see they’re not broken, what can possibly go wrong?” I mean, jewel cases are SUPPOSED to be standardized, right??

And I can’t even remember the brand name because I unwrapped them weeks ago for some CDs w/o artwork and threw away the wrapping (probably with the receipt.) So I can’t even complain to the manufacturer and demand back my $3.95 plus interest. And it’s not like I can go out and BUY more jewel cases either, since I just spent my last penny on some computer upgrades I’ve been needing for a long time. (Seriously, if I need to make a phone call between now and June 1st, I’m fucked.)

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK! FUCK!!!

That’s why I just throw out the jewel cases and keep my CDs in binders. I’m not always trying to find the right case to put my CDs away, or figure out what case I stashed my favorite CD in when I couldn’t find the proper one, or just trying to figure out where I can put all my fricken CDs because two hundred plus jewel cases takes up a hell of a lot of space. CD binders have simplified my life immensely

LOL

Nothing could possiblay go wrong.
Hmm. That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.

Man that sucks. I know how you feel. This can only compare with the time I bought a bunch of packages of Ramen and one of them was chicken flavor instead of beef and man, I had paid all of 12 cents for it and did not keep the receipt but I drove 12 miles to the store anyway to see if they would exchange it but the idiot manager said rulez are rulez and would not exchange it . I was so pissed. I mean 12 cents is 12 cents. Right?