Mothers day gift

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That should either make her cry or leave you. I’m not sure which.

I love the headline - “It’s not your Grandmother’s vagina” - this is not a visual I needed.

And my mom and I are close, but not that close. I think I’ll get her a Yankee Candle or something like that instead…

I like to do Kegels in boring meetings at work to keep me awake (when I’m employed, that is). Do you think they’d mind if I brought in the Kegelmaster 2000?