This is pretty funny, especially if you’re familiar with those Chuck Norris Facts (occasionally attributed to Vin Diesel or Jack Bauer) that have been floating around as Internet memes. Ren Faire types, you’ll probably get the biggest kick out of these!
http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2006/06/deedes-of-majestee.html
(Scroll down to “TOPPE FACTES AND DEEDES CONCERNYGE THE MIGHTI KYNG RICHARD.”)