…there’s a whole book full of semen-based recipes.
I’m not sure whether to be amused or depressed by the fact that they thought it was necessary to include the disclaimer that it’s only for consenting consumers of spooge, and you shouldn’t spring these recipes on the unsuspecting.
Psst. I mean, sprrt.
Dangit…if someone could alert the mods to the dupe?
(I totally never saw that thread…)
I love this line from the description: “Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.” 
A friend once told me about a porn film (I think it was called Barbara Broadcast) where a woman masturbates a waiter for her salad dressing.