Wish I'd never seen this... [book of semen-based recipes]

Yes, thank you Tosh.0 for showing me something I really wish I could unsee.

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I’m not sure if this is considered NSFW or if it should be in Cafe Society and I couldn’t really read it without my tummy turning at the thought but I thought I would share the joy with you fine folks and see what you have to say.

It’s called Nature’s Harvest a cookbook for cooking with semen. :eek:

:smiley: I actually bought this a a gag Christmas gift for a friend that collects cookbooks. She was greatly amused.

Heh. “Gag” gift.

And the author has a website. I’m not going to make this a real url because I haven’t tried it out(I’m at work) and I don’t know if it’s work safe.

www. cooking with cum .com

Enjoy,
Steven

Makes me wonder if anybody buys this book for any other reason but a gag gift.

I’m not squimish about a lot of things but this just freaks me out.

Jeezuz! And all this time I thought it was only ever served raw.

Jism tartare?

I’m gonna throw this over to Cafe Society.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator

Actually move it, four hours later … :rolleyes:

Take a gander at this 7-year-old thread.

Yes, that’s one of my all-time favorite threads . . . and this one.

Thank you and thank you again Twickster. I wasn’t sure where to put this thread and spaced the two click rule.

I read the two linked threads and laughed like an idiot but cringed at the words semen vapor.

I wonder how long those fish survived.

I won a thread with this a couple of weeks ago. It was about the smallest food, and I contributed the sperm and eggs of the Palolo worm.

Is this seriously a real book? I’ve seen it before (on the internet) and I was under the impression that it was a joke.

Lute Skywatcher, and panache45, somehow, those two links reached something somewhere deep inside me that will remain forever changed. I am at a loss as to whether to thank you, or spank you.

Pan frying fish. Once such a simple pleasure.

Are you are sure it’s not a misprint and should have been “semolina”?

**ivan **I agree there is a misprint.

It should read “Nature’s Hardest.”

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It is a REAL book, as I said upthread, I bought it for a friend a couple Christmases ago as a joke. Not a misprint, either, it is talking about actual semen.

Never send food back at a restaurant. It may return with special seasoning from the Chef. :eek:

There’s several hidden camera shows on cable. Various kitchen staff were caught picking food off the floor and using it. Body fluids like spit, urine were added to food. I don’t recall anyone wanking off, but I’m sure it’s happened in kitchens. The kitchen staff caught on camera were fired and in the extreme cases prosecuted.

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