The Captain Jack Sparrow diet - lie on a beach for three days drinking rum.
The Captain Barbossa diet - eat a whole bushel of apples.
The Samwise Gamgee diet - PO-TA-TOES! Mash em, bake em, stick em in a stew…
Taters? Taters? What’s taters?
(Personally I’d go on a hobit diet - 7 meals a day!)
The Denethor diet:
You get to eat like a king, but you’re not! You’re a Steward!
I want to go on the Felix Cat Diet
Yum Cat food
I think the Old Forest diet would work well. “Dig deep, drink water, go to sleep.” Paraphrasing, but I think the general principle would be the same.
Im going to go eat some cutlery