Movie fun- movie a minute classics.

The 1 minute movie company specialise in performing entire movies in the space of a few seconds, can you identify some of their more famous performances?
1))“Life Sucks, I wanna end it all”

“Don’t do that”

“Give me one good reason?”

“Ok”

“MERRY CHRISTMAS!!”

  1. “No, you like, so totally can’t kill me, I’m waaaay to ironic.”

DEAD

3)“There’s a rat in the house”

“Well don’t look at me”

“nor me”

“nor me”

(almost) everyone dies
4) “I’m a psycho”

“Not any more you’re not, watch this!”
5) “We’ve got a mission for you”

Ride of the Valkyries

Incomprehensible hallucinagenic stuff
6) “We’ve got a big black rectangle for you”

Blue Danube

Incomprehensible hallucinagenic stuff
7) “Would you look after this place for us?”

“Sure, it’s not like I’m gonna go crazy from lonliness or anything, right?”

Goes Crazy.
8) "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCT…"BANG (dead)

Lots of waffle showing how war dehumanises people.

9)“I’m Rich”

“Argghhhh!!!”

“Mummy”
10) He grew up, he made money, he died

  1. “Smoking Kills”
    “Prove it”
    “Okay”
    12)“I want to work for you”
    “Nah, I think I’ll work for your rival”
    “Nah, I think I’ll let you all die”
  1. It’s a wonderful Life?
  2. Apocalypse Now
  3. 2001
  4. Citizen Kane?

I agree with lurker on all counts although 10 is iffy
8: Full Metal Jacket ??
7: The shinning ???

  1. A Clockwork Orange (?)

4: A Clockwork Orange.

  1. The insider ?

3). Willard?
8) Full Metal Jacket

  1. Resevoir Dogs

Good call Moi.

Im wonder if that’s Moi as in Hei Hei or Moi as in Excuse Moi ?

Good call Moi.

Im wondering if that’s Moi as in Hei Hei or Moi as in Excuse Moi ?

You think I’d have learned by now…whooops

Okay, quick recap

  1. It’s a Wonderful Life
  2. Unsolved
  3. Reservoir Dogs
  4. A Clockwork Orange
  5. Apocalypse Now
  6. 2001
  7. The Shining
  8. Full Metal Jacket
  9. Unsolved
    10)Citizen Kane
    11)The Insider
    12)Unsolved

Only 2, 9 & 12 left to get.

[sup]stretching for it…[/sup]
Heathers?