I’m sure you could be, but you’re not. 
My third entry still hasn’t been answered.
My Best Friend Muriel’s Wedding?
Quigley Down Under the Cherry Moon!
So I was wrong when I guessed that this was My Circle of Friends’ Wedding?
A couple of new ones:
While traveling, a new politician discovers that he’s not really married to Carole Lombard.
A veteran uncovers a sinister plot to kill Josh Duhamel’s latest girlfriend.
Actually, I didn’t see the post where you guessed this but, yep, you’re wrong. 
This is correct.
Makes your head hurt just imagining it, doesn’t it?
Err…Fight Clube? Fight Clueb?
A woman with an anatomical abnormality sexualy sevices the members (ahem) of the crew of a WWII submarine in the Pacific.
I called it Fight Clue, but you definitely know what I was thinking.
maybe you could add something about a three dimensional maze full of deadly traps. Erm, anyway:
A freemason impersonates a tribe’s monkey god.
jsgoddess: “Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go to Washington” and “Win a Manchurian Candidate with Tad Hamilton”
betenoir: “Run Silent, Run Deep Throat”
Peter Morris: “The Man Who Would Be King Kong”
Bing! You got them both.
Now post one.
Thanks.
Faye Dunaway plays a woman with psychic powers who predicts cartoonish aliens from the red planet declaring war on Earth.
The Eyes of Laura Mars Attacks!
Quite correct!
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A World War II British soldier is forced by armed criminals to build a bridge across a raging river.
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Two young Texas transvestites try to cope with the slow death of their town and the closing of the strange castle their town has Time Warped at for so many years.
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Claire’s marriage to Doctor Zaius couldn’t be more perfect…until a dark secret from his past begins haunting them.
- Not too sure about this one, but I’ll take a stab at it.
The Bridge Over the River Hang Kwai
(Hang Kwai is a Hong Kong gangster film – did you mean something else?)
(If he had been forced to build it by Japanese ghosts, it would have been The Bridge Over the River Kwaidan.)
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The Last Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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What Lies Beneath the Planet of the Apes.
Next:
Bette Davis is a spinster who finds romance on a cruise through war-torn Vietnam. Watch for the famous scene where Marlon Brando lights both their cigarettes at the same time.
Yes, I meant something else.
Apocalypse Now, Voyager.
After the polar ice caps melt, Wayne and Garth must save their cable access show from pirates.
Wayne’s Water World Excellent clue, Marley, I’m sure it would have been a much better movie that way. Party on.
Campy b-movie about aliens in UFO’s re-animating the dead in a quest to have new cover sheets attached to the TPS reports and, by the way, they’re going to have to have you come in to work on Saturday. Yeah. About nine.
Plan Nine from Outer Office Space