“And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving. What’s-a behind me is not important.”
Smokey and the Bandit
“And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving. What’s-a behind me is not important.”
Smokey and the Bandit
“There’s no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!”
Independence Day
“Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis.”
Born on the Fourth of July
“Man, you’re one crazy Marine, Kovic - so gung-ho and everything, but you don’t know shit about what’s really happenin’ in this country.”
Heartbreak Ridge
“Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft is not a natural act. So let’s do it right, enjoy the view. Come on.”
The Hearetbreak Kid (Ben Stiller remake)
“Oh. Sure. Walk up to the first homo you see and assume he’s the wedding coordinator, right? Nice.”
Father of the Bride
“Oh, this is going cost you more money.”
Pulp Fiction
(helping this along)
Sprite? Good! You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Amadeus***
“That was Mozart’s.”
Inglourious Basterds
“We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!”
Twelve Monkeys
“Fuck you! And your Jew dogs!”
Gandhi
“An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.”
Slum Dog Millionaire
“Chaiwalah! Well ladies and gentlemen, Jamal Malik, garma garam chai dene walah from Mumbai, lets play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!”
Debbie Does Dallas
(Nevermind.)
“Ooh baby! Ooh baby!”
Cinderella
We can do it! We can do it! We can help our Cinderelly!
“Vertigo”
“It’s a brassiere! You know about those things, you’re a big boy now.”
G.I. Jane
“When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to ya.”
Shawshank Redemption
“These walls are funny. First you hate them. Then you get used to them. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them”
Silverado
I finally watched that this weekend!
“What’s all this then?”
Back to the Future III