“Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie.”
Rocky Horror Picture Show
“Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.”
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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“Daddy I want an Oompa Loompa!”
Chocolat
“And these are for your husband. Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.”
Friday Night Lights
“Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It’s not about winning. It’s about you and your relationship with yourself, your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didnt let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is you did everything you could. There wasnt one more thing you could’ve done. Can you live in that moment as best you can, with clear eyes, and love in your heart, with joy in your heart? If you can do that gentleman - you’re perfect!”
Brian’s Song
"Well, on uh, Fake Draw Screen Right I uh, pick up the linebacker if he’s comin, 'less of course it’s Butkus, then I simply notify the quarterback to send for a preacher. "
Trainspotting
“We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit.”
Nuns on the Run
“Let me try and summarize this: God is His son. And His son is God. But His son moonlights as a holy ghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And They all send each other, even though They’re all one and the same thing.”
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
“I know somebody here! I met him on a train! His name… is… his name is… James. No. His name is… James Josephson. Lor. No, no, no. James Lawrence. LAWRENCE… Lawrence. Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Feings. Forest Lorenston. Low. Lars. LARS. Lawrence. Lawrence. Luch. Lawrence. Tuh. His name is James Jesenthon. Lawrence Fell. Lawrence Jesterton. LAWRENCE JESTERTON.”
The Jerk
Hey Meester, no call that dog Lifesaver. Call SHITHEAD!*
Semi-Tough***
- I almost went with "Don’t be so hard on yourself- how could you have known that was Iron Balls McGinnity?
“Assholes! Ass. Holes! You’re all assholes, every one of you. Your lives don’t work!”
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
“Those aren’t pillows!”
Summer Rental
“That’s right, you’ve got my table, but you’re not getting my lobsters!”
Caddyshack
Stop thinking so much. Let things happen. And be the ball.
Being There
“I like to watch.”
The Party
"This is a particularly good one because it helps you always to remember how many days there are in each month. It goes like this: Thirty days have September, October, June and February, all the rest have 29, except my brother who got six months.
The Green Mile
Do you believe that if a man repents enough for what he done wrong, than he’ll get to go back to the time that was happiest for him and live there forever? Could that be what Heaven is like?
The Quiet Man***
“He’ll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.”
Apollo 13
If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it.
The Guns of Navarone***