“Remember, remember, the Fifth of November.”
The Matrix
“Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?”
The Matrix Reloaded
“I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculer ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.”
The Matrix Revolutions
“Do you believe you’re fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson.”
*Cabin Boy *
Would you like to buy a monkey*
Scary Movie 2
*Does anybody know any other lines? Has ANYBODY seen the movie at all?
Help! My pussy’s gone crazy!
The Nativity Story
(Yes, yes, and “These pipes are clean!”)
“If I say this child is not mine, they will ask what I’m going to do. If I accuse you…”
The Greatest Story Ever Told
Jesus of Nazareth, your crimes are so many I scarcely know where to begin.
Crimes and Misdemeanors
If it bends, it’s funny. If it breaks, it isn’t.
Cop Land***
Listen to me, I got a check in my pocket for $200,000. I got a chance to start my life again. I don’t give a shit about this town, I don’t give a shit about that town and I don’t give a shit about your fucking justice. Bein’ right is not a bulletproof vest, Freddy.
Top Gun
" It’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you"
Network
Then get out! Go anywhere you want! Go to a hotel, go live with her, and don’t come back. Because, after 25 years of building a home and raising a family and all the senseless pain that we have inflicted on each other, I’m damned if I’m going to stand here and have you tell me you’re in love with somebody else.
***The Thomas Crown Affair ***(Brosnan version)
You really think there’s “happy ever after” for people like us?
GoldenEye
“You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.”
The Thomas Crown Affair (1968)
“You’re mad! Absolutely mad!”
Mamma Mia
And then… dot, dot, dot!
RoboCop
“Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.”
The Terminator
‘POSSIBLE RESPONSE: YES/NO; OR WHAT?; GO AWAY; PLEASE COME BACK LATER; FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE; FUCK YOU’]
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
“3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.”
Terminator 3