“Can you spell?”
“Yes, but not accuratly.”
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
When 900 years old YOU reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?
Postcards from the Edge***
“Do you always talk in bumper stickers?”
The Contender
Take a magic marker, cross out the word “objectivity”. Your constituents want you for your opinions, your philosophy, for you subjectivity.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
“Trust no one, Jim. Especially not in the mainstream.”
The Spy Who Came in From the Cold
“I reserve the right to be ignorant. That’s the Western way of life.”
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
(hard to believe that was released 26 years ago!)
Bueller?.. Bueller?.. Bueller?
*Fast Times at Ridgemont High *
“That’s my skull! I’M SO WASTED!”
A League of Their Own
Great game, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the 7th inning when you scratched your balls for an hour.
Beautiful Girls (1996)
“Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses.”
For Love of the Game
“What if my face was all scraped off and I was totally disfigured and had no arms and legs and I was completely paralyzed. Would you still love me?”
“No. But we could still be friends.”
(Got this from IMdB. I’m totally watching this movie now.)
Bull Durham
“Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls - it’s more democratic.”
Major League
Just a reminder, fans, coming up is our Die Hard Night, here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.
Equus
All that my wife has ever taken from the Mediterranean from that whole, vast, intuitive culture are four bottles of Chianti to make into lamps and two china condiment donkeys labeled Sally and Pepe.
*Amadeus *
“From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able.”
Gandhi
Yes. In the end, you will walk out. Because 100,000 Englishmen simply cannot control 350 million Indians, if those Indians refuse to cooperate.
L.A. Confidential***
“Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush…”
The French Connection
Alright, you put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? God damn it! All winter long, I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I’m gonna bust your ass for those 3 bags, and I’m gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.
Bee Movie
“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.”
Casablanca
The Germans wore grey, you wore blue.
The Caine Mutiny***