But I’m not a monster! I’m just a regular person. I’m not a danger to anyone or anything!
Shrek
That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!
The Elephant Man
“I am not an animal!”
High Anxiety
What is this, a game show? What did I win, a Pinto?
The Graduate
Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me?
Deathtrap
No blood on the carpet… ten points for neatness.
Gumball Rally
Fifty-five is fast enough to kill you, but slow enough to make you think you’re safe.
*Smokey and the Bandit *
He’s about as crazy as you are ugly!
Monsters, Inc.
Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today.
Animal House
“They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn’t steal!”
Brave
I want my freedom!
Killing them Softly
“America’s not a country, it’s just a business. Now fuckin’ pay me.”
Batman Begins
“You are in hell, little man! And I am the devil!”
Coma
No decision is easy, Sue. It only looks that way when you’re young. When you’re older, everything is complicated. There is no black and white, only gray.
Westworld
The hell, god dammit, that’s not supposed to happen!
Waterworld
It looks like shit, and it feels like cold shit.
Goldeneye
“For England, James?”
“No. For me.”
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Allow myself to introduce…myself.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Next time, we don’t date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.
Se7en