(I get to start a Part II . . . WHEEEEE!)
“We’re going to need some more FBI guys.” - Die Hard. For anytime someone’s pulled a clusterfuck so big, they go down in flames.
“I grovel in mortification.” - Death on the Nile. Used by my family and I anytime we screw up really bad. Haven’t had to use that here. Yet.
“Bad, evil, wicked, naughty Zoot! She must be spanked!” - Monty Python and the Holy Grail. When a friend has flaked out in a minor way but is catching too much flack about it.
“You’ll get nothing and like it!” - Caddyshack. Whenever my cat is whining at me for something she’s not going to get.
“Put ze candle BECK!” - Young Frankenstein. All purpose “stop whatever you are doing immediately” phrase.
“That’ll be the day!” - The Searchers. Must be said with intense John Wayne accent whenever a skeptical comeback is needed.
“What is dis idiot babbling about?” - The Little Mermaid. Pretty self explanatory. Works best with a Jamaican accent.
“Burn the witch!” “May we burn her?” - Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I get this one a lot whenever clever python fans learn of my religion.
“SSssssssNEAKIN’!” - Return of the King (LoTR). Whenever someone asks me what I’m doing. It’s Golum’s line.
And lots, lots more . . .
“I’m surprised that you’ve never been told before, that you’re lovely, that you’re perfect, and that somebody wants you.” - Semisonic, f.n.p