Die Hard 2: Die Harder was such a great title that I’d probably have gone just because of the humor factor alone. Are there any others you’ve been tempted to see just because of the title or any other titles you’d suggest?
I’ll get the ball rolling with one:
Unforgiven II: Mo’ Munny
It’s Still A Wonderful Life: Or Is It? :eek:
Lethal Weapon V: Too Old for This Shit
Breakin’ 3: Electric Boogalooier
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Alienseses
I still know what you did four summers ago.
The Greatestest Story Ever Told: Back with a Vengence
Schindler’s List: Annotated, With Appendices and Footnotes!
3Fast3Furious
La Passion d’Jeanne d’Arc 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Pirates Of The Caribbean 7: The Curse Of The Black Squirrel
The Diary Of Anne Frank 2: It’s A Gas (Chamber)!
Schinin 拾 Samurai: New Kid On The Block!
Citizen Kane 2: The Return Of Rosebud
Memento 2: More Fucked Up Shit!
Seven 2: Ei8ht!
Mr. Smith 2: Mr. Smith Goes To Tacoma
Lord of the Rings Book 4: Cause the Studio Said we Had To
Dumb and Dumbererer
Manos, the Hands of Fate 2: Pies, the Feet of Destiny
Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money
The Never Ending Story: The Final Chapter
I think the best sequel title is Darkman III : Die, Darkman, Die (or as the Germans say, “The, Darkman, The”)
Light Purple (no new footage, just a re-editing of Kieslowski’s three movies)
All Saints’ Day (although there’s already about 20 sequels to Halloween)
Dog Day Evening
The persecution and assassination of Marat as performed by the inmates of the asylum of Charenton under the direction of the Marquis de Sade II
I’d like to see Malcolms I-IX to get the back story.
*The Bourne Again Identity
Jeopardy! The Major Motion Picture
Alien vs Predator vs Freddy vs Jason vs Ecks vs Sever vs Kramer vs Kramer
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The Horse Whisperer 2: Can You Repeat That Please?
The Perfect Storm, The Prequel: The Perfect Calm
Cretaceous Park
The Shortest Night
Root Canals of Madison County
Heh, I was working on that too but yours is much better.
*Guess Who’s Coming To Breakfast In Your Daughter’s Robe
The Sound Of 8 Tracks
Around Liza Minelli In Eighty Days
Yours, Mine and Children’s Protective Services
Rocky XIII G… Bingo!
A Coupla’ More Dollars And Some Pesos
They Call Me Quaternaty
Star Trek 5: Hubble Voyeurism*
Flashdance Dance Revolution: Extended Special Remix Edition III! Platinum!
This one’s for real and is definitely my all-time-favorite:
The Naked Gun 33 and 1/3 - The Final Insult
And for a “made-up” sequel:
"Friday the 13th - Part … ummm to tell you the truth we lost count. Maybe you did too. Hell, can you tell Part 7 from part 12? Face it - the same old crap, sequel after sequel. ‘Citizen Kane’ this is not"
*Lord Of The Genital Cuffs
Pot Bellied Pig On A Hot Tin Roof
Launder In A Tax Free Municipal Bond The Wind*
Matrix Repetitions
Apocalypse Then
ET 2 : Alien Adolescence
Groundhog Week
Solar Sytem Of The Apes
Sex, Lies and Digicams
Spiderman 2: How Doc Oc Got His Groove Back