Movie to be based off MH370 disappearance

Well, it’s finally happened: movie makers plan to make a thriller based on the MH370. Apparently it relates to an “investigative report by a journalist which was rejected by the media so it is definitely controversial.”

Considering that some ideas considered involved the plane disappearing into a black hole, I’m having trouble imagining just how “controversial” this must be.

The movie will go belly-up when the plane is found not on Mt Ararat or in an underwater Illuminati hanger or something.