“I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.”
“I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.”
Dr. Strangelove.
How about, “Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put on this earth to rise above.”
Ben Stiller show, the puppet was named Skank.
“Listen, princess, as long as there’s pavements, YOU’VE got a job!”
The Broadway Melody
Blonde Venus
Actually, I think it runs “Listen, Countess–as long as there are sidewalks, you’ve got a job”
from Footlight Parade (aka AG’s favorite musical ever).
As for me, I submit my sig…
The African Queen
If you feel, you heal
DAMN you, Archive Guy! And DAMN your quote to the luscious Claudette Colbert in “The Palm Beach Story,” too!
OK, ya wanna play rough, huh?
“I ask you, as one lady to another, isn’t that a load of clams?”
“All the women are named Angela—and all the men are named George!”
“I saw you—you were keeking through the peekhole!”
I’m not sure what movie this is from, but i’m always saying it:
“Buck up, li’l camper – summer’ll be here again real soon.”
Meatballs? Better Off Dead? Friday the 13th?
Wow, mine wasn’t even on Google. Apparently I’m the only person ever who remembers it.
An easier one:
“What do you call what’s above the subtext?”
“The text?”
“Now that’s right…but no one ever talks about that.”
Ankh_Too: Eric The Viking?
gatopescado: Slapshot, that whole movie is quoteable. “Why don’t you call a massage parlor?”
Now that one I know.
Barcelona
Is it from Strange Brew?
My quote: “I kick ass for the Lord!!”
“Private Life of Sherlock Holmes”. Holmes describing a certain Russian composer after being propositioned himself to father a ballerina’s baby.
cyn
Strange Brew it is.
“Chimp here does the killin’. I don’t like to kill.”
Family favorite movie quotes here:
“I smuggle gold…pistachio nuts…but no Hero-eeen.”
“Yes…well…you get your clothes on…and I’ll buy you an ice cream.”
YES! Well, very close. Actually, it wasn’t Sherlock Holmes (Robert Stephens) who utters the line, but the ballerina’s assistant (played by Clive Revill, if memory serves). English was not his native language, which caused him to mangle the phrase a bit.
Fabulous movie. They played it a few weeks ago on TCM, when Billy Wilder died. (They had an all-night Billy Wilder fest.) Great Miklos Rosza score, too.
OK, I’ll stop now.
quarx, that’s Deadalive/Braindead, funniest gross-out zombie movie ever.
I didn’t think my first quote was that obscure…
widdershins: “If you shoot me, I’ll fall. If I fall, they’ll have to alter all the maps.”
Is it Sergio Leone’s Duck You Sucker?
Darn. That one was to easy. Try these on for size:
“No, no, he’s very much alive. Well, sort of…”
“How are the twins?”
“Triplets!”
“My how time flies!”
“Old age, its the only disease we don’t look forward to being cured of.”
That last one shouldn’t be to difficult…
Why A Duck wrote:
That would be Greaser’s Palace, of course.
Here’s one that I forgot the origin of:
“Well, I’m not a Christian, but my momma was.”
“Who are you?” “I am Hugh.”