Movie/TV show quotes that you suspect no one will recognize

You know you are safe… with me.

“one son i put through college, the other i put through a wall”

-Burt Young, in Rodney Dangerfield’s “Back to School”

“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

-Bluto (John Belushi) in National Lampoon’s Animal House

Yep:D

That’s “A View To A Kill”

My next: “All right you primitive screwheads, listen up!”

OKay I’ll give the OP away, just because I’m dying to.

“Hollis, King of the Flots”.

It’s from an ABC Afterschool Special called “The Seven Wishes of a Rich Kid”. I don’t know why I remember this so well. Hollis is the rich kids and the other kids dislike him, calling him a “Flot” (some kind of insult to them). There’s even a scene where one of the kids pretends to like him just so they can grab his diary or something and make even more fun of him.

He somehow wins the “Rich Kids Lottery” (cause rich kids NEED a lottery) and the prize is seven wishes, which he tries to use to get into these other kids’ favors. Of course the wishes go horribly wrong and he eventually wishes everything back to normal, and they end up liking him for who he is or some crazy junk lthat’s equally as implausible as the fact that rich kids really wish they were poor so they could fit in better.

So there you go. Hollis, King of the Flots is the title of a drawing one of the other kids makes of our protagonist.

Army of Darkness. One of the classics of our time.

“I’m going for it honey!”

“Ohhhhh Sparkyyyyyy”

“This is something you’d know if you ever spent a day in your life; you never open your mouth until you know what the shot is. You Fucking child!”

“Well … there’s Mr. Rat … and then there’s Mr. Key!! Made 'im out of my own teeth!”

Blackadder, Season 1, Ep. 6 “The Black Seal”

The Rat one is from The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

The second one is from * What’s Up, Tiger Lily?*
I’ve got one.

“What am I doing on your shirt?”

“This is something you’d know…” - Sniper?

Time’s up.

Glengarry Glenn Ross. (Al Pacino)

Right series, wrong movie. The other quote in that same post of mine is from the same movie.

A few quite obscure quotes from various TV shows:

“That was my late husband’s mother’s second husband’s mother.”

“Don’t you have any manners, you stupid clod!?”

“Hey, man, you got my eye up your nose!”

“People shouldn’t be gettin’ ideas from books!”

-Loopus

Yargh!!! After I took the trouble to look the damn thing up on IMDB. I meant, of course, For Your Eyes Only.

“what if Fokker Feebleman is flying your airplane?”

“You mean the movie lied?!

Actually, he supposes his toeses are roses